No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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