the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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