I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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