Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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