woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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