new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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