i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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