I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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