I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The air was thick with penises
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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