he wants to bone in the snuggie
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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