I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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