id be glad to
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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