I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
