he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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