well most of my day revolves around power hour
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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