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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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