But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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