So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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