Taylor Swift is so right about you.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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