"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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