My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Houston, we have a squirter
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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