I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i will never coherently bang her
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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