im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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