What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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