I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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