AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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