You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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