Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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