quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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