everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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