Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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