I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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