It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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