Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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