who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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