Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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