Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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