i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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