porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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