Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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