that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
it's like iHOP with fire
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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