Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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