At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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