This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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