so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I need to calm my uterus...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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