He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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