God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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