so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
its not stalking. its research.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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