My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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