roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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