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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea

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(772): View more from Florida

I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day

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(254): View more from Texas

The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.

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(+33): View more from France

So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

you never keep up with shots anymore

(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm trying to be more responsible these days

(918): View more from Oklahoma

you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot

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(630): View more from Illinois

Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?

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