Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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