plz talk dirty to me
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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