Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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