We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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