He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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