office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
