I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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