She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
tell me about the eggs
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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